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Fan Guest of Honor:
Chris Felknor? Who the hell is Chris Felknor? Ohhhh, you mean Klinger!
Well, why didn't you say so? Klinger is - well - special. Klinger has
been a fan forever. If there was a time when he wasn't, he doesn't talk
about it. He's been there and done that. Look around any really good con
and you'll find Klinger there. Nowadays he's usually looking after
Laurie, the lucky girl who is now Mrs. Klinger. (But fortunately she
doesn't believe in hoarding the wealth). Klinger is a) a longtime fan,
b) a greater party giver, c) really, really fun to talk to, and d) an
exceptional kisser. He is also charming, witty, and likes the female in
all her forms. Especially when the form is in something skimpy and
moving around his own. Ask about his last birthday party, courtesy of
Laurie (now there's a wife!) Heavens, ask him about almost anything, he
has great stories. Put him in a room with Mike Weaver the Elder and you'
never leave until they both pass out. He's just an exciting, wonderful
guy, and incredibly endowed with - uh - humour. So what do we do with
Klinger on this special weekend. If you're a guy, give him a beer and a
cigar. If you're a lady, give him - well - kisses are good. Fondling is
good. Blowing in his ear is good. Backrubs are good. You get the idea.
Treat this boy right. He deserves it.
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